.: iNsTaNt UpDaTe :.

apa saya bikin last weekend?

jawapannya : balik kampung tanam jagung lemang



apa yg best nye?

jawapan : g sopping ngan uawan pastu makan cendol jagung kat bus stand kolo pilah



ape lagi yg best?

jawapannya : bertemu dengan bumblebee...iaitu buyat!!! "apo ni?" (tagline buyat)

.: WhY i LoVe HiM...reason#1 :.

my rawking daddy..
i love him because he makes me smile
senyum and sometime RLOL!!!

daddy@along is a very funny guy
he likes to sing his own lyrics
dia suka miming peoples actions
dia suka buat fakta tak benar..tapi saya selalu boleh detect

daddy tak boleh marah langsung...i mean LANGSUNG
sebab bila dia marah dan saya pujuk seposen mesti dia akan gelak
awhhh sangat mudah nak handle kamu sayang...

.: VinTaGe .. i AdoRe U :.

i really gonna have/ make such vintage corner at home...

.: SiLeNcE...(pArT 2) :.

she : blaaa blaa bla

me : hey look at that!new movies coming out..

she : huh?thats old one..r u trying to distract me?

me : (nodding slowly n smilling in tears..)

she : well, after all..just bear to my words..last time God chose him as your mr right, but later God just found someone better as your mr right. you should be thankful, if u married him, he would definitely being the mr wrong...

me : correct!!!

both she and me laughing and hugging each other...!

after all, having this chocolate bar is really helpful to manage your anger of getting funny-out-of-mind-woman's message..

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.: FuN StuFf fOR GrUmPy PpLs :.

.: HaLf WeT iN BaJu KuRuNg & ReD SanDaL :.

dah explain dalam tajuk cukoplah..
hehehehe

.: FiNeSt QuOtEs ToDay :.

Aku jatuh dan bangun bukan untuk menjadi bahan tawamu,

tetapi peringatan agar kau tak jatuh, bangun dan menyesal seperti aku....

.: wEt StiLeTtO..tOdAy i Am :.

minta maaf my ladies sebab pictures taken for last weekend tak dapat di upload lagi
kerna mau resize dulu..

tgk gambar ni dululah



sebab pic ni aje yg ada dalam tepon
muahaha...

eh ada cerita di sebalik nye bukan saje2
arini pakai skirt..kasut bersandal dah putus
maka come out with this lip lap stiletto..

datang office dengan happy expecting to be hot babe
alih2 ujan lebat..amik ko..
aku kebasahan dalam stiletto ku..

.: SiLeNcE... :.

its a fine evening and it's me and she going out day..


she & me : bla bla bla... (girlish conversation going on)

me : he got kid oredi la.. very cute one! (excitedly telling she)

she : owh really? how do you know then?

me : i saw the pictures in FB..where else.. (repeatedly showing excitement)

she : did he ever contact you?

me : ... nah, but i did contacted him several times before ... (sigh..and smile)

she : u mean u called him? did he ever tried to keep in touch with u, i mean as a friend either?

me : nope ( toned down)

she : hey that's so far than unbelievable..is he trying to be sombong? as is like he never knew you before?owh for God sake, 6 years of shit??...bla bla bla...bla bla bla...

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me : (silent...hurted with she..hurted with me-self)

.: 10 PeRkArA BaTaL RaYa :.

kahkahkah..memang lawak la tok rimau ni... ada gak istilah batal raya..adoii!!
pecah hati aku gelak..sebab gelak dalam hati..hakhakhak!!! nak2 yg no 1 tu..

10 PERKARA YANG MEMBATALKAN RAYA

1. Salam cengkam sampai terseliuh jari orang.
2. Salam bini orang sambil laga pipi kiri kanan.
3. Tapau makanan open house sedang ramai lagi belum datang.
4. Duit masuk poket sampul sepah-sepah.
5. Mengutuk makanan tuan rumah.
6. Mengesat tangan penuh lekit nasik impit kat langsir.
7. Balik pakai kasut raya orang sebelah.
8. Tumpang toilet tuan rumah tapi tak flush.
9. Parking depan pintu pagar jiran tuan open house.
10. Ziarah jiran yang kaya-kaya dan skip jiran yang miskin.

Ada lagi tak?