.: iNsTaNt UpDaTe :.

apa saya bikin last weekend?

jawapannya : balik kampung tanam jagung lemang



apa yg best nye?

jawapan : g sopping ngan uawan pastu makan cendol jagung kat bus stand kolo pilah



ape lagi yg best?

jawapannya : bertemu dengan bumblebee...iaitu buyat!!! "apo ni?" (tagline buyat)

.: WhY i LoVe HiM...reason#1 :.

my rawking daddy..
i love him because he makes me smile
senyum and sometime RLOL!!!

daddy@along is a very funny guy
he likes to sing his own lyrics
dia suka miming peoples actions
dia suka buat fakta tak benar..tapi saya selalu boleh detect

daddy tak boleh marah langsung...i mean LANGSUNG
sebab bila dia marah dan saya pujuk seposen mesti dia akan gelak
awhhh sangat mudah nak handle kamu sayang...

.: VinTaGe .. i AdoRe U :.

i really gonna have/ make such vintage corner at home...

.: SiLeNcE...(pArT 2) :.

she : blaaa blaa bla

me : hey look at that!new movies coming out..

she : huh?thats old one..r u trying to distract me?

me : (nodding slowly n smilling in tears..)

she : well, after all..just bear to my words..last time God chose him as your mr right, but later God just found someone better as your mr right. you should be thankful, if u married him, he would definitely being the mr wrong...

me : correct!!!

both she and me laughing and hugging each other...!

after all, having this chocolate bar is really helpful to manage your anger of getting funny-out-of-mind-woman's message..

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.: FuN StuFf fOR GrUmPy PpLs :.

.: HaLf WeT iN BaJu KuRuNg & ReD SanDaL :.

dah explain dalam tajuk cukoplah..
hehehehe

.: FiNeSt QuOtEs ToDay :.

Aku jatuh dan bangun bukan untuk menjadi bahan tawamu,

tetapi peringatan agar kau tak jatuh, bangun dan menyesal seperti aku....

.: wEt StiLeTtO..tOdAy i Am :.

minta maaf my ladies sebab pictures taken for last weekend tak dapat di upload lagi
kerna mau resize dulu..

tgk gambar ni dululah



sebab pic ni aje yg ada dalam tepon
muahaha...

eh ada cerita di sebalik nye bukan saje2
arini pakai skirt..kasut bersandal dah putus
maka come out with this lip lap stiletto..

datang office dengan happy expecting to be hot babe
alih2 ujan lebat..amik ko..
aku kebasahan dalam stiletto ku..

.: SiLeNcE... :.

its a fine evening and it's me and she going out day..


she & me : bla bla bla... (girlish conversation going on)

me : he got kid oredi la.. very cute one! (excitedly telling she)

she : owh really? how do you know then?

me : i saw the pictures in FB..where else.. (repeatedly showing excitement)

she : did he ever contact you?

me : ... nah, but i did contacted him several times before ... (sigh..and smile)

she : u mean u called him? did he ever tried to keep in touch with u, i mean as a friend either?

me : nope ( toned down)

she : hey that's so far than unbelievable..is he trying to be sombong? as is like he never knew you before?owh for God sake, 6 years of shit??...bla bla bla...bla bla bla...

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me : (silent...hurted with she..hurted with me-self)

.: 10 PeRkArA BaTaL RaYa :.

kahkahkah..memang lawak la tok rimau ni... ada gak istilah batal raya..adoii!!
pecah hati aku gelak..sebab gelak dalam hati..hakhakhak!!! nak2 yg no 1 tu..

10 PERKARA YANG MEMBATALKAN RAYA

1. Salam cengkam sampai terseliuh jari orang.
2. Salam bini orang sambil laga pipi kiri kanan.
3. Tapau makanan open house sedang ramai lagi belum datang.
4. Duit masuk poket sampul sepah-sepah.
5. Mengutuk makanan tuan rumah.
6. Mengesat tangan penuh lekit nasik impit kat langsir.
7. Balik pakai kasut raya orang sebelah.
8. Tumpang toilet tuan rumah tapi tak flush.
9. Parking depan pintu pagar jiran tuan open house.
10. Ziarah jiran yang kaya-kaya dan skip jiran yang miskin.

Ada lagi tak?

.: WeEkEnD BaRu2 Nie :.

owh weekend baru2 ni ada 2 events yg akak hadiri
pertama, group visit to museum sebab ada pameran ular vs ular
exhibits tak berapa gempak..
tapi kami layan performance kat stage!!

then the second one is the family gathering..
mama masak utk sedara mara
pics akan diupload kemudian

sebelom tu layan pic akak dululah hehehehe

.: CiCak GeCkO MeMaNg CoMeL ;.

once saw a geek, thousands can be seen

hahaha gila jahat ayat aku kan..
by the way its true la...
fer instance, if once u recognize a freak, everywhere pun u will easily find one

the term "geek" actually coming out half an hour ago masa aku tengah nak masak mi megi kat pantry office.. ehem megi ku membawa kepada slogan "2 minutes maggi is bring the whole office together"
kerana semasa melahap itu beberapa colleague singgah dan berkata "your megi smells yummy lah. i wanna go buy for lunch" hehehe



owh back to the issue, actually dah lama perasan mamat ni
dressed up skema, takde kawan, slang cam canggih UK style.
tapi a geek sebenarnye..cerdik ke idak tu Wallahualam..

percayalah bahawa dia sedang bercakap di dalam telefon berjam2 itu seorang gadis yang tidak pernah mengenalinya dengan serius..
ari2 aku nampak dia bergayut camtu..jeles???nahii!!

macam ada experience nampak...secret admirer??
yes sure i have one, tapi biarlah rahsaia..jeng jeng jeng!!

** ya Allah, ampunkan aku. ciptaan Mu hebat cuma aku sahaja yang takde idea nak tulis ape lam blog...Ampun.

.: oWh LaKsA jOhOr...glurppp :.

Glurpp!! terpengaruh dengan blog hunny madu

surely missing this menu since last 2 years of hari raya..

owh makcik, alangkah bahagianya diri ini sekiranya makcik manis yang berbaju kurung raya menghidangkan saya makanan di bawah..

.: SeNiN oH SeNiN :.

aku suka sangat ari senin sebab...

1) banyak update weekend nak baca dari bloggers yg akak follow..suka nye!!

2) baru mendapat rehat yang cukup masa ujung minggu

3) banyak juadah atas meja sebab sume budak rumah tapaw makanan dari kampung

4) dapat jumpa MRD tercinta..lindu lindu!!

yg akak tak ske plak..

1) banyak tol masalah user.. dorang ni memang ada weekend memory lost!

2) parking mesti cam taikk!

3) rasa liat nak g keje

GILELAH!!!

.: ThE aRt iS sOoo CoOL :.

im so inspired by kotama bouabane's art..

these are called "melting words"
it is actually melting..

.: pRiMaDoNa ROCKIYAH :.

haaaa kan aku dah cakap nenek aku rock
hehehe

di bawah adalah wajah beliau semasa muda..
maka terjawab lah sudah isu kebenaran bontot ayam ok

hihihihi+

.: FiNeSt QuOtEs ToDaY :.

If it's a broken part, replace it. If it's a broken arm then brace it. If it's a broken heart then face it.

.: pRe-iNviTaTiOn :.

.: HaRi MaLaYsiA :.

Selamat Hari Malaysia semua!!!!

bestnye bile keje public holiday ni..

jalan lengang..

perut lenggang..eh ape kena mengena??

hehehe..

.: NeEd YoU NoW :.

Picture perfect memories,
Scattered all around the floor.
Reaching for the phone cause, I can't fight it any more.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me it happens all the time.

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.

Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door.
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before.
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me it happens all the time.

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk,
And I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.

Yes I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.
And I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and I need you now.
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.
I just need you now.
Oh baby I need you now.

.: BeAuTiFuL iS a GeNeRaL tErM ;.

ini wajah saya hari ini di tempat kerja
saya memang cam-whore!

tapi saya tidak suka pic yg orang len amik sebab angle nya tentu burok
hahaha walaupun saya ni sememangnye cute tahap gaban

rambut saya sudah agak panjang..perlu lebih panjang supaya bila kahwin tak perlu pakai wig
rambut saya tak lebat dan halus jadi saya tidak suka straight hair
lebih2 lagi muka saya yang bujur sirih bulat ni hehehe
lebih sesuai dengan ikal mayang mengurai

saya ni hampir mendekati 30an tapi ramai yg tak percaya
mereka tanya, adakah saya menggunakan apa2 jamu? meka kata muka sayang tegang..
mak aiii..jamu mak dara??tentulah hasil daripada penepuan lemak baik dalam badan akak ni.,
from head to toe akan menjadi kental dan awet muda..

owh talking bout awet muda, uwan cakap makan montot ayam
memang favorite saya..tapi banyak kolestrol la nenekku..
tapi maybe berkesan sebab saya memang suka makan benda alah ni

apekah pencuci muka saya??pencuci muka pun seminggu sekali je kot pakai..yg lebihnye bagi kat daddy..he's beauty concerned sapien
my aunty said tak baik tak jaga kulit muka nnt tua ada blemishes..
iya benar tapi gi mana dong...aku sering terlupa!

tapi saya sudah berazam untuk menggunakan produk anti kedut apabila saja menjeak usia ke 30 tersebut..begitu juga dengan pengambilan susu anlene..
kerana cita2 saya banyak bila sudah berumah tangga nanti
contohnye mempunyai 8 anak dengan body anak dara pegi travel back pack dengan ahli keluarga. stamina perlu tip top lah!

okla tak banyak cite yang nak tulis, tak sabar nak jumpa MRD..dia balik malam ni
setelah saya pujuk rayu beliyau!

hehehe..saya memang pandai memujuk!

**entry yg penuh dengan memuji diri sendiri sebagai self motivation!sekali sekala memang perlu especially when u feel down.no worries hunny, ure surely cute to the max!

.: RaYa tHiNgY ;.

ok cerita raya bakal menyusul..
maaf zahir batin..

** ambil mood dulu..

.: SelaMaT HaRi RaYa :.

.: MiSi RaYa LaGi :.

last weekend i balik umah my parents at balakong..
the biggest mission is to settle down the raya cookies preparation
kuih wajib iaitu pineapple tarts n suji..
macam biasa akan ada satu hari dalam setahun ibu jariku akan mengalami
masalah membengkok..sakit dowh..i shall buy the acuan as in Mat gebu's blog next year..

alhamdullillah semuanye selesai selepas melalui 3 trip..
kenapa 3 trip??? kerana "alamak sayanglah jem nenas ni ada lebih lagi"
adoi..poor my little thumbelina...sob..sob..

eh pelik nye nape tahun ni takde jahit langsir ekk...
takpela maa nnt i g beli kain langsir yang tengah promotion to jahit untuk anda
wokay!! pas gaji ler heheheh
yang ni punye trip utk masuk sampul ijau..pengsan!

ok misi tu dah selesai..skang misi nk memasak sebakol ikan dalam peti ais
those catfishes..sib baik kami ini makan ikan darat..
thanks to daddy n musit yang berjaya menjadi pengail sejati di kawasan subang!!!
lenkali leh pancing lagi kalau kami kehabisan bahan mentah ok..

ini memang entry boring

**bakar kuih raya sambil dengar lagu James Morrison-U give me something memang menyayat hati..pesal ko boleh ada lagu ni dikwan? (raya kali ni tuhan banyak menguji hati aku, sib baik tak posa..kalau tak batal puasa sebab asik tertelan air mata sendiri)..

.: yAnG TeRLePaS PaNdAnG :.

#1
yes this is scary and i meant it...



#2
kenapa buang baby ni?????bahalol punya pembuang bayi
dia sangat comel..patut hubungi saya kalau nak buang, tau tak!!

:: alolo shayang,, jangan nangishhh..come to mommy.. ::









#3
oklah..lets roll to the missing photos which i promised in the last entries..

these picture taken during the eclipse, dont quite remember the date..
location : bagan lalang
occasion ; wat else..fishing freak!!
who was there : daddy, mummy, kakcik, musit









apekah hasilnya? :



final result :



then next photo group...

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loc - melaka area pantai klebang n jonker street..
date : ntah!
occasion : berbuka bersama Kak Leha (mak sher) i loiike u! & bertemu sahabat lama..Incik Boy
who was there : daddy, mummy, sher, peman


tapi malangnye gambar berbuka tak amik..teruja tgk makanan yang banyak..muahahahah



:: org cite kecik2 mkn benda ni, kat kg aku tade pon..ada chewing gum 3 bijik lam kotak je::





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loc : chamang, bentong
date : lupa lagik
occasion : camping n getting sick! (demam berantai pas bile balik KL)
who was there : daddy, mummy, kakcik, musit, sher, peman





:: hoiii! kamilah pencinta alam ::






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trip ramadhan ke Kuala Terengganu
date : tak ingat juga..
occasion : berbuka puasa bersama keluarga FFIL and bertemu si cembam chakip
who was there : daddy, mummy, kakcik, musit










:: keta akak pon nak pose manja ok ::


:: inilah chakip cemban..mak long cayang chakip..eh! ::
aku le tu yang pangku dia..hehehehe


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